Less than a year ago, the three gray horsemen of Carolinas
politics -- senators Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms and Ernest "Fritz"
Hollings -- were all still riding high in the saddle on Capitol
Hill.
But now, Strom is in the grave, Jesse is retired and the youngest
of the trio at age 81, Fritz, announced his retirement last
week.
Together, they commanded 114 years of seniority in the
Senate.
I mean, if there was a Dixie Mt. Rushmore, their faces would be
chiseled in granite.
They were living icons of the best and worst to ever come out of
the Carolinas -- they reflected the people and the landscape they
represented.
They were rough as corn cobs, spoke their minds and frequently
were skewered by the national media. Strom was the "centenarian with
the Tang-colored hair," Jesse was tagged as Senator No for his
bug-eyed negativism and Fritz was the human cactus for his prickly
verbal barbs.
One of my favorite political satires was when Hollings was
running for president in 1984 and "Saturday Night Live" ran a news
clip of him talking his unintelligible Lowcountry brogue. On the
bottom of the screen ran a subtitle translation that looked
something like "Uga booga hooka dooka down yonder in the paw-paw
patch."
These three hog-jowled politicians were the dew-covered,
kudzu-encased personification of the old South.
There was no mistaking this boys' club as being from any part of
the USA other than WDS (Way Down South).
Yes, it was sometimes embarrassing to be visiting other parts of
the country and instantly be identified with these relics of the
Carolinas. I've been backed into corners at dozens of cocktail
parties up North and asked to explain these politicians as something
more than a cartoonish Senator Foghorn Leghorn, ("You see heyah boy,
I say boy.")
One summer during the Vietnam War, I was working on Capitol Hill
for Thurmond. I would attend parties with other Senate interns and
grew so weary of explaining his hawkish support of the war that I
would take off my staff ID card that had a prominent THURMOND across
the bottom.
Last week, I thought about these three Senators and how as I got
older I had a better appreciation of their ideological warts and
arrogance, and even their sound bite gaffes.
After all, they had substance and you knew where they stood, and
where they were from. Few people would fail to identify these three
with the Carolinas.
Quick, name me a senator from Iowa, or Idaho, or Wisconsin.
And then it hit me, that is what these three men represented --
they were the opposites of anonymous. They were the embodiment of
the unique landscape that produced them. They had faces and
behaviors stamped with a strong sense of place. Sometimes what came
out of their mouth was politically incorrect but it was always real
as a rooster's crow.
These were not telegenic, Sunday morning talk show pretty
boys.
If you want a contrast to these three, look at the next
generation of U.S. senators from the Carolinas: John Edwards,
Elizabeth Dole and Lindsey Graham.
Coifed, polished, and -- compared to the three gray horsemen --
about as dull as day-old grits.
Dan Huntley