Admit it. Since it was first announced a winning Powerball ticket
worth $110 million was sold in South Carolina, all of you have
talked about what you would do with that kind of money had you
won.
Talk has discussed it over and over again with family and
friends. Unfortunately, none of our tickets had a set of numbers
that was even close to the winning combination. But that hasn’t
stopped us from dreaming about capturing the lottery’s big
prize.
Talk’s dad is a Clover native, so when we first heard the winning
ticket was sold there, we were really hoping that maybe his brother,
Uncle Dean, who still lives there, had gone by the Clover Stop and
Save and made the key purchase.
It goes without saying, if that had been the case, we would have
been on the phone immediately to tell Dean that he always has been
our favorite uncle — by far.
Alas, Uncle Dean didn’t win. Neither did any other Clover
residents. For the second time in eight months, a North Carolina
couple claimed a huge Powerball jackpot with a ticket bought in the
Palmetto State.
Now don’t get us wrong. Talk’s thrilled North Carolinians
continue to flock to our state to help fund college scholarships for
South Carolina’s students. But we are getting a little tired of Tar
Heels cruising back across the state line with the multi-million
dollar prize in their pockets.
We’d like to see someone from South Carolina take home the big
bucks. OK, to put it more bluntly, we’d like to win.
Talk already has a pretty good idea of how to spend a $110
million jackpot. After all, we’ve spent the last five days thinking
about it. Here’s what we would do with our winnings, right after, of
course, we quit our job.
• Spend $20 million for a new
Vista baseball stadium just so we could make USC coach Ray Tanner,
Bombers president Rich Mozingo, and a whole lot of area baseball
fans very happy. Talk About Town Field has a nice ring to it,
doesn’t it?
• Pay New York City $10 million
for its slogan, The Big Apple. That would once and for all solve our
city’s slogan problems. And if it would help close the deal,
Columbia could even kick back both The Big Friendly and It’s
Happening Now to New York at no charge.
• Offer the NCAA a $20 million
payout to stage a real national championship game between Southern
Cal and LSU this Saturday at Williams-Brice Stadium.
• Buy the governor’s mansion and
surrounding grounds for $22 million as the new digs for the Talk
family. The state could use the money, but even better, then we’d
have a fancy home and fancier title — the King of Arsenal Hill —
befitting our stature. (Naturally, we’d also be willing to help the
Sanfords out by giving them $2,000 to relocate to Barkoot Luxury
Apartments on Beltline Boulevard.)
• Give a $1 million bonus to USC
basketball coach Dave Odom for directing his hard-working squad to a
completely unexpected 13-1 record to start the season. While we’re
at it, let’s throw in another $1 million to get Frank McGuire’s name
back on the arena floor.
• Spend $1 million on a fleet of
luxury automobiles. The kids have already put in their orders — a
Hummer, a Mercedes, a Jeep Wrangler — and they’re not even old
enough to drive yet. Like all rich people, we’d have about 15 luxury
cars, including a Jaguar, a Porsche and a Lamborghini. But just to
keep up that image of rich people being slightly eccentric, we’d do
all of our driving around town in a ’75 Ford Pinto.
• Donate $10 million to a variety
of deserving national charities, such as the Britney Spears
Annulment Fund, the Pete Rose Reinstatement Foundation and the
Barney Rubble Home for Retired Cartoon Actors.
• Drop $5 million on luxury
vacations to all the places we’ve always wanted to go: Hawaii,
Australia, Ireland, Brazil, Nebraska, Japan, the Netherlands, Quebec
and, of course, Lake City.
• Spend $5 on new Powerball
tickets in hopes of hitting it big again.
• Give away $20 million to close
relatives and maybe a few select friends. Distribute it as fairly as
possible, with those who have shown us the most love getting the
largest shares. It probably goes without saying that we’d give Uncle
Dean at least a couple of million.
Because we know he would have done the same for us.
Reach White at (803) 771-8643 or ntwhite@thestate.com.